Gnome News

In this edition of Gnome news, the mystery of the gnome will be revealed. I could think of creative ways to make you read and read more to find out who did it, but I am feeling lazy and somewhat lacking in the creativity department so I'll just gonna blurt it out. I will, however, make you scroll down.


















DARIAN! Yep she is the guilty one.

So this afternoon, after lunch I came back to work, (I had gone home to eat) I received a phone call on my cell phone from a phone number in Pacifica. I googled it, as I have a tendency to do with most numbers I don't recognize. I found out that it was Darian's place of employment. I called from from the work line to see what she was up to. So we chatted for a bit, ya know the bitchy humorous banter that comes so easily when conversing with Miss Darian - all in good fun- of course. Toward the end of our conversation, she started to ask me something, it went kind of like this:

D - "So umm, Did you...."(trails off)
A - "What?"
D - "I've decided not to ask you what I was going to"
A - "Why?, Just ask me"
D - giggles
A - "Oh...(huge realization)...It was YOU!
D - more giggles
A - "It was you, you did it!
D - "Did what?"
A - "The GNOME"
D - giggles and somewhat of an acknowledgement


The conversation continued on for a short bit longer.



I need to come up with a name for my Gnome. Darian thought he was telling her that his name should be "Norvil"---(I think that is what she said) We are not sure Norvil is a fitting name. Does anyone out there have any garden gnome name suggestions?

10/6/05 - Mystery of the Garden Gnome, San Bruno, CA - Case Closed